Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks (Humor of the Funny Kind 1) by Puma Pants

Author:Puma Pants
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2015-09-12T07:00:00+00:00

CREEPY/DIRTY PICKUP LINES

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

That’s a nice dress. But it would look better in an evidence bag at my trial.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade? I can’t marmalade my d**k up your ass.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my friends?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.

You’re so hot I would pay to drink your dirty bath water.

My d**k just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

You know what I like in a girl? My d**k.

You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.

Are you hungry? Cause omelet you suck this d**k.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

[Look down at your crotch] Well? It's not just going to suck itself is it?

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Do you come here often or do you want to wait until I get you home?

Do you know what winks and lasts for over an hour? [No] Wink.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts are slapping your chin!

Do you like long cocks on the beach?

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

You remind me of my cousin. [How?] I want to f**k you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*8k. [No!] Pie and a f**k?

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